I.
And God said: “Let there be light.”
And there was light, and it was good.
Then someone said: “Yo!
How ‘bout a little fucking privacy!”
And God turned out the light,
And it was good.
It was damn good.
II.
Abraham took his son Isaac to Mount Moriah
To sacrifice him to God,
But an angel came down and said,
“Nah. Just cut off his foreskin.”
III.
Daniel was cast into the lion’s den,
So he whipped out a fat sack
And smoked those mother fuckers up.
IV.
Job was a blameless man
‘Till God took everything away from him.
Then he took a shotgun up to Heaven
And busted a cap in God’s ass.
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