There are eels in the soup--somebody call Wildlife Emergency Services!
Besides, the strawberries are crawling with spiders,
And the possum is enjoying a bag of Tostitos
On my living room couch.
He's trying to figure out the remote
And is throwing a tantrum.
Monkeys are raiding the liquor cabinet
And I'm afraid the orangutan will start shaking the baby
If it doesn't stop crying from the frogs
In its diaper.
Where did all these animals come from?
My eldest daughter let them in
Along with the Jehova's Witness
And Noah, who came with him.
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