The Guru

To achieve peace, I went to visit the yoga master
Guru Shihiri at his studio uptown.
Many of us came to take instruction in the ancient
Art of Hatha Yoga.
He expounded on the ten basic principles
And we the listeners were in awe at the power
Of his words.
We sat and chanted "om" continuously for half an hour.
"Be free in the ever-present spirit of each moment," he said,
And we all bowed to the great man.
Afterwards, on my way home,
I stopped at a pizzeria and got a calzone.
On my way out, who do you think was coming in?
The guru.
"Enjoy your pizza," he said, smiling.
"And don't forget to digest!"