Obviously Insane

Everybody knows that the man who lives
In the rusty body of the old VW van
Is crazy.
He does not wash his hair or brush his teeth,
And when children pass by him in the street
He hands out pieces of his underwear,
Saying they are tokens
To get into Heaven.
And to the grownups he says nothing
And keeps his head bowed.
Sometimes he gets angry, though,
And yells at the clouds.
One day they came and took him away.
When he came out he was a different man.
In fact, he soon became our nation's president.
He was impeached, though,
For freeing all the animals from the zoo.
Now he's back, and he's looking for you.